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I say I say I say, my wife went to hospital in Malaysia
I say I say I say, my wife went to hospital in Malaysia. kuala lumpur? No, she got hit on the head by an Orangutan ithankyou
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How to hate the English
Where do we start? The population is riven by petty factionalism and auto-castrated by class angst. Our kids think a pair of trainers and a flat screen telly are the apogee of modern culture. We live in the cities and … Continue reading
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Wikileaks reveals how many people were set to be saved
Documents published on wikileaks this morning show the percentage of populations around the world who were set to be lifted to heaven in yesterday’s aborted ‘Rapture’ Event. The map was released to Assange’s whistleblower website by an un-named executive of … Continue reading
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Rapture postponed due to ‘technical difficulties’
Last nights planned Rapture (as prophesised in the book of Ezekiel and by Harold Camping (89) of Alameda California) was postponed due to technical difficulties according to a spokesman. We called heaven at 6.15 pm yesterday (May 21st) and asked … Continue reading
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On Poverty…
“Give a starving man a sack of flower and he can feed his family for a week, but give him a picture of a hat wearing psychedellic space goat with a long beard being admired by the prime minister and … Continue reading
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How to be cool
A quick rule of thumb is in any given situation, ask yourself “How would Humphrey Bogart deal with this?” Well, he would probably mention that the problem with the world “is that everyone is a few drinks behind”, call someone … Continue reading
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