Category Archives: heaven

How to hate the English

Posted on August 31, 2011 by admin

Where do we start? The population is riven by petty factionalism and auto-castrated by class angst. Our kids think a pair of trainers and a flat screen telly are the apogee of modern culture. We live in the cities and … Continue reading →

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Wikileaks reveals how many people were set to be saved

Posted on May 22, 2011 by admin

Documents published on wikileaks this morning show the percentage of populations around the world who were set to be lifted to heaven in yesterday’s aborted ‘Rapture’ Event. The map was released to Assange’s whistleblower website by an un-named executive of … Continue reading →

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Rapture postponed due to ‘technical difficulties’

Posted on May 22, 2011 by admin

Last nights planned Rapture (as prophesised in the book of Ezekiel and by Harold Camping (89) of Alameda California) was postponed due to technical difficulties according to a spokesman. We called heaven at 6.15 pm yesterday (May 21st) and asked … Continue reading →

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