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How to hate the English

Posted on August 31, 2011 by admin

Where do we start? The population is riven by petty factionalism and auto-castrated by class angst. Our kids think a pair of trainers and a flat screen telly are the apogee of modern culture. We live in the cities and … Continue reading →

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How to be cool

Posted on March 15, 2011 by admin

A quick rule of thumb is in any given situation, ask yourself “How would Humphrey Bogart deal with this?” Well, he would probably mention that the problem with the world “is that everyone is a few drinks behind”, call someone … Continue reading →

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