Presents...

How to stop global warming

1. The more hot and flustered we are the less heating we need... so watch porn.
2. Open all refridgerator doors to cool the place down
3. Don't waste energy on heating, fly to warm countries for the winter
4. Cut CO2 emmissions... shoot vegetarians...
5. ...and cows.
6. Move the earth away a bit
7. Ban umbrellas so rains more.
8. Turn off your electric and heating and go stay at the neighbour's house
9. Shoot the president (probably won't help global warming, but can we take the risk)
10. Stock your freezer up with snow in winter and save it till summer when the world needs cooling down.